Seriously, I am totally more interesting that any cop drama or soap opera or reality "watch idiots be idiotic" show.  And if I'm not, I could totally lie my ass off to millions of people and not lose a wink of sleep.  Just FYI Hollywood producers.

So, an update in the life of me, handily bullet pointed for your convienence:

• While I had previously assumed Computer Sciences would be complicated and fly right over my head, like all my other classes this semester, it is actually tons of fun.  HTML makes my heart beat a little faster.  Maybe I should change my career path somewhat - I'll be an alien-crime-fighting, flute-playing, literary genius Astrobiologist/Physicist who uses MATH to solve PROBLEMS for the FBI, can sharpshoot and write computer programs.  That's a totally legitimate career path, right?  
• I had also assumed Comparative Vertebrate Anatomy would be complicated and fly right over my head, but it turns out that not only is that true, but it spontaneously spouted a rocket pack that utalizes anti-matter to reach speed-of-light velocity and has already set up an advanced civilization of eukaryotes on Gliese 581 d.  An advanced civilization called "Let's Screw Coco's GPA".  
• On the upside, we dissected the shit out of some shit in the very first lab, which almost makes up for speaking entirely in words I don't know.
• The Internet in the dorm hates us.  And by us, I mean me, and by hates, I mean Internet totally gave "Let's Screw Coco's GPA" H-bombs.
• My nose keeps randomly spurting blood.  It's as if my cranial cavity decided "DANGER DANGER MUST EVACUATE ALL BLOOD STAT".  
• OH SHI- I broke the pattern.  Um um um.  I should finish up  with two good things about my life and then go watch Fringe with the Roommate to make up for it.
• Speaking of the Roommate, I recently found out she has a LJ too!  But she hasn't mentioned me yet, at all.  You should go harrass her about it at noblepeg.
• I have an autographed picture of Chad Micheal Murray, and he doesn't even look completely like a hooker.  Just mostly like one.