So you see this car?  



This is a Mercedes S-Class 550 Sedan, and it is a very nice car.  Very, very nice.  It starts at about $91,225.  That's the same price as this house, right here.



It's a very nice car. A very nice car that I just tried to carjack outside a Barnes and Noble.

(I'm so very sorry sir.  Your car is beautiful, and I apologize that I'm car-illiterate and mistook it for my piece-of-crap Audi.  Please don't press charges - I wouldn't last long in prison, for I have no upper body strength and the confidence of a spooked armadillo.)