No, I'm not dead. Yet.

I am, however, posting ridiculous pictures of me and my friends being ridiculous during our Halloween party. We dressed up as the Cullens. Notice how Bella is the only one not wearing black. I expected it of Rosalie (who is not pictured with blonde hair. Oops?), but I'm rather ashamed at Alice. It was a somber wedding, after which Edward cheated on Bella with every single girl in our all-girls dorm, including his sisters (adoptive sisters, which makes it okay), and Bella ran off to Vegas with Jesus and Flava Flav.

Don't judge us, okay?



And yes, we were wearing sparkle face paint.  Come on, like we could leave that out?  And I've decided that Edward's suit is the comfiest thing I have ever purchased ever, and I'm never taking it off.  The best part, of course, was that all four outfits?  Didn't cost us more than eighty dollars, I swear.  Wedding rings and all.